January 2012
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Plato: For the greater good. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken’s dominion...
Jan 21st
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Trying to make sexy face pictures. →
Other people: Me:
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If the Internet Censorship law gets passed, our... →
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Tumblr, if we all get busted and sent to prison... →
Little Monster Cellblock=biggest party on Earth THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS KINDA FUN OMG
Jan 21st
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I hope you all realize that we're all going to get... →
PRISON PARTY!!
Jan 21st
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Dear SOPA and PIPA, I have no boyfriend nor... →
The internet is all I have, Please don’t take it away from me.
Jan 21st
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Trying to see if you have supernatural powers →
Expectation: Reality:
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Just realize that 2012 will be the first year... →
you can’t just say crap like that.
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If you're my followers.. →
Does that mean I’m your.. leader?
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I am literally suprised when people find me... →
I’m just like: then I’m like:
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Other teenagers are... →
Getting jailed: Addicted to smoking: Getting pregnant: And then, there’s you: Our parents should be thankful!
Jan 15th
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